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by | Oct 25, 2021 | Crystal Matchmaker | 0 comments

Bio: Le futur c’est maintenant 💖my roots are in Germany, but I’m a bit of a francophile… mostly because I LOVE fashion (I’m talking couture) and of course, baguettes. I’m 🎶stronger than yesterday🎶, and I’ve seen some sh*t — so I treat myself like the absolute queen that I am, and I no longer take second class treatment from anyone (including myself). 

Perfect date: A shopping spree, followed by dinner at the fanciest restaurant we can find with champagne and an obscene amount of bread baskets. We deserve this!!

Celeb icon: Kim Petras

What’s in my cup: Dom Perignon

Favorite podcast: Oprah’s Super Soul Conversations

Theme song: Je Ne Regrette Rien, Édith Piaf

Words to live by: “I’m a survivor, I’m not gon’ give up, I’m not gon’ stop, oh, I’m gon’ work harder. I’m the survivor, I’m gonna make it.”

More words to live by:Quiet fives, a ten is speaking.”

I’ll fall in love with you if: You show me your scars

You should go out with me if: You want someone to help you overcome trauma, bullying, and hard times. I’ll teach you my ways! When someone’s being a dick to you, just repeat after me: “You’re a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don’t give a flying f*ck what you think!” It’s OK, it takes some practice, but we’ll get there. 

Astrology: Capricorn sun, Cancer moon (full moon vibes), Virgo rising