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by | Oct 25, 2021 | Crystal Matchmaker | 0 comments

Bio: Bonjour! Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Just kidding — but bonus if you do speak un petit peu de français, we’ll really get along. Bon, some things to know about me, hmmm… well, where to begin? I am fabulous. I’m not bragging, I am just stating the facts. I am fiery and fearless. Spend some time with me, and you’ll be inspired to be your most confident self, and discover your own je ne sais quoi… your own joie de vivre. Because that’s what I’m doing, ma chère! OK what else… If I could eat one meal for the rest of my life, it’d be good bread, you know, baguettes, and vin rouge — obviously. I love a red lip. You’ll never catch me in sweats. My signature scent is Baccarat Rouge 540. And I love love. J’adore l’amour!

Perfect date: A relaxing stroll along the Seine, on our way to an intimate candlelit dinner where we split a bottle of wine (or three) and unwind over an exquisite meal — and we talk until the restaurant closes.

Favorite place to travel: Yes, I’m from France, but you can also find me in Russia or Brazil 

Celeb icon: A tie between Janelle Monáe & Angèle (two queer Sagittarius queens — j’adore), and of course, Brigitte Bardot 🧑‍🍳💋So powerful. So confident. So chic.

How my friends describe me: “If a red lip was a person.”

You should go out with me if: you’re ready to get on my level (and let go of your fear)

Astrology: Leo sun 🦁 Sagittarius moon ❤️‍🔥Libra rising 💋